- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power to make coma patients bark.

Nothing

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to be Chuck Norris

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to die

The power to turn your navel upside down

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

the power to control nothing

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

Pointless Super Powers