The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!