- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power of learning

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to glow while under the sun

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

Pointless Super Powers