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the power to do nothing
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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.
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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.
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the power to get drunk you are needed
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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.
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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!
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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!
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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.
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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.
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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces
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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.
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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....
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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast
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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them
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The power to get arrested
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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.
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The power to climb ladders faster.
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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year
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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.
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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch
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The power to burn the sun.
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the power to write comic books
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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.
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The power to turn into a magikarp
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!