The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to not exercise.

The power to read your own mind

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

power to age faster

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!