- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to swallow instead of spit

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

the power to make glass clear

the ability to die on command

The power to bypass capcha codes

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

The power to drown on land.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power of self mind control

The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

he power to make mistakes

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to see air

the power to glow in the dark during the day.

The power to transform into a homeless person.

Pointless Super Powers