the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power of learning

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!