- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The power to punch that like button

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

cry acid tears

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

The power to be normal and average

power to fart through your mouth

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The power to not write pointless powers.

the power to send text messages while driving

Pointless Super Powers