the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to have a V8

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to take a crap.

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Nothing

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the power to remember th...

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to teleport small dogs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!