the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!