The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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the power to be powerless

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to swim in water.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!