the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to write a country song

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!