The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to be normal and average

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The ability to part hair.

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the ability to die without any control

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!