The power to not finish your....

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to do your homework.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to complete math exercises

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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Invisible handwriting.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!