- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

the power to type without looking at the keyboard

The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

The ability to be a rock

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The ability to constantly touch yourself.

The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

The power to change your emotions

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

the power to pee standing up when your a woman

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

The power to telepathically fold paper.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

Pointless Super Powers