- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The ability to smell colors

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to smell like body odor at will

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The ability to pull open push only doors

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power of exploding when you think.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The ability to be heard in space

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

Pointless Super Powers