- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

the power to turn into a tree

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The super power to shine in daylight

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

Pointless Super Powers