The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to like any show

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!