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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.
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The power to have a unique fart smell
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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms
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The power to shoot iron from your blood
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The power to smell inside of your own butt.
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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.
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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.
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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit
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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.
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The power to create a unicorn online.
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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.
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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.
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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.
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power to fly when your underwater
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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.
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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes
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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.
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The power to ejaculate needles.
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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.
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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.
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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...
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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.
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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!