- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

Liam Brudenell

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

the ability to tell time without a watch

the power to beathe

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

The power to change your eye color.

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power of being aquaman.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

Pointless Super Powers