The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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the power to complete math exercises

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!