the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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the power to control nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!