- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ignore useful information

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to be powerless

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

open up pickles glass

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to have hindsight.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to lick your own balls!!!

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to not have a superpower

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to die

Pointless Super Powers