The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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the power to remember th...

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The power to shit without squinting.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to see air

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!