- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get married

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to break a Nokia

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

to be shitty

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The ability to pull open push only doors

Pointless Super Powers