- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The super power to kill yourself at will

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

The power to see the past.

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The power to see through horses

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power of bad luck

The power to turn water into wine.

the power to eat people :D

The power to commit suicide.

Pointless Super Powers