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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.
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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.
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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.
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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it
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The power to not exercise.
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the power to become demented
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The power to be missed when present.
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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.
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The ability to smell colors
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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.
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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...
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The ability to self destruct at will.
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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.
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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on
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the ability to make your eyes pop out.
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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples
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The power to break bones at will.
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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want
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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.
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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).
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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.
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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass
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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.
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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!