- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

the power to enter a coma.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to no sweat in the cold.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The ability to pull open push only doors

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to like any show

The power to have one eyebrow!?

Pointless Super Powers