The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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the power to die at will

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!