The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The ability to be a rock

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!