The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The ability to count to potato

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the power to jizz money

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the power to hovertate

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!