The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to smell water.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!