The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to not do it.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to create powers

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!