The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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the power to become translucent

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The power to see forever

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to be a normal human

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The power of night-blindness.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!