- Pointless Super Powers

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to buy free things.

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power of women's rights.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The ability to self destruct at will.