the power to make music for deaf people

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!