The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to die

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!