- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to not have any powers

The power to digest corn.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The ability to get up from the couch.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power of a power of a power of a power

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to turn wine into water

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power of gentle breeze

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

Pointless Super Powers