The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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Being Aquaman

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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the power to write comic books

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!