The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!