The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!