the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!