The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to hovertate

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to release the bogus

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!