The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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the power to morph into yourself

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to shit without squinting.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!