The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The super power to control paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!