To have the power to give yourself a disease

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to die

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!