The power to digest corn.

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!