The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the ability to type slower.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the power to eat with your butt

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to see the past.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!