- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The ability to part hair.

The power to waste money

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to see where light is not present.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The power to not have a brain!

the ability to manually control your breathing

The power to circumcise yourself

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to swim on land.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

Pointless Super Powers