The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!