The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to look at Sun.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to turn food into shit

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!