The power to have pointless superpowers

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power of fart helium

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to not have a brain!

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!