The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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the power to walk on land.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power of exploding when you think.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!