(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to lick your balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!