The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to eat food.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!