The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to hovertate

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!