The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power drown in water

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to see the present

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!