The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!