The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to be normal.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!