The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to be normal.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!