- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to levitate

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power drown in water

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

Pointless Super Powers