the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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See through invisible people

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to waste money

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!