- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to grow more genitals.

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

Having taste buds in your anus.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to fly into the sun.

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The ability to swim in water.

The power to lick anything except pussy.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

Pointless Super Powers