- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

the power of fart helium

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to see in black and white at will.

Pointless Super Powers