The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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Being Aquaman

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!