The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to be born again

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to uncontrally boop

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to not finish your....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!