- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to speak only one language

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

ability to run very fast forever

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to understand irony.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

Justin Bieber

The power to be alone

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

Pointless Super Powers