Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!