The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to see through air

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The Power To Fly Without control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!