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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to see the past.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!