power to transform into a dick with legs

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!