The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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the power to hovertate

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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Invisible handwriting.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!